[Code.gr Mailining List] Fw: Ten things not to say to yourgirlfriend's parents when you meet them for the first time

Tue, 23 Oct 2001 09:39:20 +0300

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----- Original Message -----=20
From: Vass=20
To: vass@aias.gr=20
Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 11:38 PM
Subject: Ten things not to say to yourgirlfriend's parents when you meet =
them for the first time

Ten things not to say to yourgirlfriend's parents when you meet them for =
the first time:

10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your

daughter said you are.=20

9. Wazzzaaaaap!

8. The water in your toilet tastes funny.=20

7. You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine=20

at home.=20

6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my leg.

5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on

her friend Joanne?

4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and=20

the midget is Sam. Is Sally ready?=20

3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out hear!

Send the bitch out!

2. You should be proud, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, you've raised a

good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say.

And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your boy or=20

girlfriend's parents for the first time:=20

1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like

that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her father.

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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial">----- Original Message -----=20
<DIV style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; font-color: black"><B>From:</B> <A=20
title=3Dvass@aias.gr href=3D"mailto:vass@aias.gr">Vass</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>To:</B> <A title=3Dvass@aias.gr=20
href=3D"mailto:vass@aias.gr">vass@aias.gr</A> </DIV>
<DIV><B>Sent:</B> Monday, October 22, 2001 11:38 PM</DIV>
<DIV><B>Subject:</B> Ten things not to say to yourgirlfriend's parents =
when you=20
meet them for the first time</DIV></DIV>
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<P>Ten things not to say to yourgirlfriend's parents when you meet them =
for the=20
first time:</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>10. Gee, Pops, you're not nearly as big an asshole as your</P>
<P>daughter said you are. </P>
<P>9. Wazzzaaaaap!</P>
<P>8. The water in your toilet tastes funny. </P>
<P>7. You got a spoon and a lighter I can borrow? I left mine </P>
<P>at home. </P>
<P>6. No... No... It's OK. I kinda like it when your dog humps my =
leg.</P>
<P>5. Your daughter is attractive, but have you seen the tits on</P>
<P>her friend Joanne?</P>
<P>4. Hi, Mr. Jones. I'm Bob. This is Chuck, George, Steve and </P>
<P>the midget is Sam. Is Sally ready? </P>
<P>3. (While honking horn in driveway) Hey! I'm waiting out hear!</P>
<P>Send the bitch out!</P>
<P>2. You should be proud, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, you've raised a</P>
<P>good girl. I can't get her to blow me no matter what I say.</P>
<P>&nbsp;</P>
<P>And the number 1 thing not to say when you meet your boy or </P>
<P>girlfriend's parents for the first time: </P>
<P>1. Man, living under the same roof with a piece of ass like</P>
<P>that, I bet you wish you were anyone else but her =
father.</P></FONT></DIV>
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