[Code.gr Mailining List] bin landen dies
DJ Suspect
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Thu, 25 Oct 2001 10:13:15 +0300
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<DIV></DIV>>Osama bin Laden dies of a heart attack and goes straight to Hell where the
<DIV></DIV>> >Devil is waiting.
<DIV></DIV>> >"I don't know what to do" says the Devil, "I've got you on my list but I have
<DIV></DIV>> >no room. You will have to stay, of course, so I have a suggestion. I have a
<DIV></DIV>> >few people who haven't been quite as bad as you. I will let one of them go
<DIV></DIV>> >and you can then take that persons place - I will even let you decide who".
<DIV></DIV>> >Osama bin Laden liked the idea, so the Devil opened the first door. Inside
<DIV></DIV>> >stood Manuel Noriega in the middle of a big lake. He dived in again and
<DIV></DIV>> >again, but never came up with a fish. That was his fate in Hell.
<DIV></DIV>> >"No", said Osama "that's not me. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I
<DIV></DIV>> >could do that all day"
<DIV></DIV>> >The Devil took him to the next room and there was Ayatollah Khomeini. The
<DIV></DIV>> >room was full of stones and the Ayatollah was chopping away endlessly with a
<DIV></DIV>> >sledge hammer. "No", said Osama, "that's no good, I've got a bad shoulder and
<DIV></DIV>> >it would be much to painful to do that all day". The Devil then opened the
<DIV></DIV>> >third door and lying on the floor was Bill Clinton with his arms tied above
<DIV></DIV>> >his head. Between his legs was Monica Lewinsky busy doing what Monica
<DIV></DIV>> >Lewinsky is good at. Osama's eyes nearly popped out and he said to the Devil
<DIV></DIV>> >"Ok, I think I can cope with that"
<DIV></DIV>> >The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you can go now.
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