[Marinir] [IndonesianCommunityAtMacquarie] This is your captain speaking

[Yap Hong Gie]

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "aditya kusuma wardhana" <elite_navyseal at yahoo.com>
To: "hankam hankam" <hankam at yahoogroups.com>; "Technologi Militer" 
<teknologistrategimiliter at yahoogroups.com>; "marine marine marine" 
<marinir at polarhome.com>
Sent: Sunday, April 09, 2006 10:44 AM
Subject: [IndonesianCommunityAtMacquarie] This is yourcaptain speaking

L**N AIR

"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your  captain speaking.
Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of L**n Air.

We apologize for the four-day delay in taking  off, it was due to  bad
weather and some overtime I had to put in at the  bakery.

This is flight 717 to Yogyakarta. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in Central Java. And, if luck is in our favor, we
may even be landing on your village!

L**n Air has an  excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards
are so high, that even  terrorists are afraid to fly with us!

It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange
to turn them off!

For our not-so-religious  passengers, we are the only airline who can help
you find out if there really is a God!

We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie  will not  be shown
as we forgot to record it from the  television. However, for our movie
buffs, we will be flying right next to G*****a Indonesia, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the
cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow
down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let
us  know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the
landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to  the arm of your seat. And, for
those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a
stewardess who will  explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."

Enjoy L**N AIR !!