Anti UNIX/MS-Windows jokes

Anti UNIX jokes:

Anti MS-Windows jokes:

Note: not original, taken from various posts to mail-lists/news-groups and public documents on the net (some of them are also sligthly modified to fit better).

VMS page:

Link to VMS page.


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